Secret Paparazzi Photos

In a rare outing from his otherwise recluse lifestyle, the head of the Northern Irish and Midlands Enclave government was caught by paparazzi as he accompanied NME forces on a review and training exercise.
The team of five paparazzi (three men and two women, whom authorities speculate they may be international frontline reporters though identification has been as yet impossible) whom the NME authorities have labelled "international capitalist spies" due to their American accents were located roaming in their underwear along the NME scottish border by Scottish nationals who arrived just in time to see one of the group fall and expire from exhaustion and frostbite as he whispered that Dr. Steven Mooney is said to have commented, when the rogue photocrew was brought him - some suggest in shackles after having been severely beaten and tortured - that "You have been ever so lucky to stumble on my location, you fine Sirs. I welcome your having visited our pleasant domain so long as you're prepared to leave immediately, of course. What's that? You can't talk because my men cut out your tongue? Oh weren't you aware of the press restrictions within NME territory? Darn shame that is, good thing you're a photographer and not a singer, then!
Indeed it's been so long since we've been in limbo it might just be a good idea to remind our fellow heads of government, our benevolent Soviet friends and the capitalist usurpers that the NME is and has been ready to defend its vision for a strong and united Britain since the very inception of our current crisis. Release these men immediately, therefore - keep the two girls, though, for "further interrogation", of course. Good day gents"
The other two were unable to provide much useful information as their tongues had been cut out, their fingers broken and crushed by the force of a blunt object impact and their eyes singed with what experts believe could be Cuban sigars.

This was the only report of Dr. Mooney's whereabouts since his taking leadership of the NME government almost four months ago.

These photos were later leaked to international press